Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Taking two

I always take Mondays off because for most of my adult life (DOB 1965) I've worked M-F, 8-5, and, as everyone knows, Mondays are the worst day of the week. More heart attacks occur on Mondays than any other day on account of this. On principle, and because I can, I no longer work on the dreadful day.

Tuesday is 50/50, but lately I've been taking all of them off. Like today. Where I use Mondays to catch up on chores, Tuesdays are pure laziness. I sleep until three in the afternoon, put on a pot of coffee, take a decadently long, hot shower, and catch up on DVR recordings. The people who invented cable TV should get the civilian equivalent of the Medal of Honor.

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