The Layguide

Another driver, who shall remain anonymous, confided in me that he figured out how to get laid constantly. As a general rule, drivers are more interesting than even the weirdest customer. Anyways.

He bought a book last week called "The Layguide." Apparently it works. He says he has three dates lined up already. I borrowed it for a couple of hours this afternoon. The first chapter is "The Ten Rules of Seduction". A few of the more interesting sections:

Always be in control
Be the alpha male
Never be a nice guy
Never go on a date
There's always another woman

Whatever.