Sunday, February 10, 2008

Better than Valentine's Day

I drove three ladies home from a bar on Saturday night, and during the drive they said "men everywhere" are creating a new holiday, one for men. Men are tired of Valentine's Day, and they either want to cancel it or create a balancing holiday. This, according to my customers. They said the day will be March 14, and is to be called Steak and a Blowjob Day. I thought it was a great idea, though I mentioned I thought the day should be "today." They disagreed with a laugh. Well, you can't blame a guy for trying.

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